"You Bring the whuppin',I'll bring the a**" 

 

This chick rubbed your a** with The Peoples poison ivy.

And right before your match with The Great One, youre gonna stand
behind the curtain and your music will start "Well, Im an A**hole."

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
The weather was warm, not a trace of snow
As The Rock got ready to whoop Chris Jericho
Jericho's claim to be the best The Rock has found quite brutal
Clearly, Chris Jericho is a man who has no strudel
"I am a living legend", Y2J would sing
As he trembled with fear, heading into the People's Ring
And faster, faster than Scrooge saw the ghost of Christmas past
The Rock hit the People's Ring and whooped Y2J's a**
It seemed quite certain the title would switch
As The Rock made Chris Jericho his own punka** b***h
And after The Rock pinned Chris Jericho 1-2-3
Stood over his limp body in victory
The Rock grabbed the mic and told everyone in sight
Merry Christmas to all...

 

 

 

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Please let them finish calling you an a**hole.
-

On a night Test faced The Great One this is what he'll see:
12 sharp shooters stinging
11 eyebrows raising
10 spines a busting
9 noggins knocking
8 kicks a kicking
7 punches punching
6 suplex smashing
5 seconds of the people chanting The Rock's name
4 rock bottoms
3 people's elbows on your
2 buck teeth
and an a** kicking all over New Orleans.

 

Who are you just Barbara Walters all of a sudden, Lilian? Since when did you become all business, Lilian? How about a simple 'Hey Rock'. 'How you doin Rock?'. 'Did you enjoy lunch today Rock?'. 'Did you like your pancakes Rock?'. How about something like that.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Lilian. Lilian. You need to let your feelings go. The Rock knows you have feelings for him. The Rock knows that you think about The Rock. The Rock knows that you get that funny feeling in the bottom of your stomach, Lilian. The Rock knows that each and every single time you go right out there in the middle of The People's ring and you ring announce, you think about The Rock looking at you. Admit it Lilian, that you go to bed every single night dreaming about marrying The Rock. Dreaming of one day to become Mrs. Lilian 'Rockcia'. Admit it Lilian, you get wet....with perspiration standing this close to The Rock.....Now, Lilian, The Rock knows how you feel about pie. But how do you feel about strudel? Lilian, would you like to try some of The Rock's strudel?

What in the blue h*ll is wrong with you? The Rock was just informed that he had a match at Unforgiven. A handicap match between The Rock, Booker T and Shane McMahon and the only thing you can think about and talk about is dessert. A little professionalism Lilian Garcia, please.

Shh. Shh. Shhhhhh........
Now, Lilian Garcia. Back to your question. How does The Rock feel about Unforgiven? Well, The Rock feels about Unforgiven, just as he feels about tonight's eight man Tag Match, right here in T.O. The Rock feels about 'em just as he feels about everything else and that is simply electrifying. If you smell what The Rock......Lilian, stop thinking about The People's strudel......is cooking.

Lets talk about something everybody enjoys. Lets you and The Rock talk about pie.

So, Shawn Stasiak, do you ah, you like the pie?

Well, everyone knows The Rock likes pie. Houston, Texas loves that pie.
And you say you don't like pie. So dare The Rock say it, you don't like that ah, strudel, do you?

Now Stephanie, The Rock realises that you have probably been on top of alot of guys.
And it doesn't bother you.

Happy Birthday to Steph
You're a h* with big br****
So take the night off from hooking
If you smell what The Rock's cooking.

The Rock's ribs. The Rock's a**. The Rock's got hurt ribs. Big deal. There is no quit in The Rock. No quit in me my friend...No no no no no no way. The Rock says this: you go ahead and take out The Rock's ribs...fine. Take off one of The Rock's arms, he'll fight you with the other arm. You take off one of The Rock's legs, The Rock will hobble and hobble and hobble and keep hobbling and whoop their monkey a** with the other leg. Easy big fella...easy. Oh yeah...you can go ahead and take off one of The Rock's testicles. The People's testicles. Oh yeah. The Rock will take the other one, throw it way up in the air. Keep watchin it...d**n thats a good a** testicle. The Rock will take his boot, shine it up real nice, turn that sumb***h sideways and...

With a haircut like that and a face like that,
it looks like Billy Ray Cyrus went and had s*x with a retarded hyena. -

The Jabroni beating
Loud pie eating
Trail blazin'
Eyebrow raisin'
All around
Smack it down
People's Champ

It was the living full Brahma Bull
Jabroni beating, Pie eating
The Rock says he's walking fast
Whoopin' a**

Anytime you mess with The Rock, tonight, every night, every arena across the country, this side will say 'You are', that side will say 'an a**hole'.

You d**n sure didn't make The Rock. The Rock didn't even make The Rock. The Rock's parents genitalia did not even make The Rock. Just so you understand, crystal clear, it was the people who made The Rock

I was so obsessed with what Hulk Hogan was, I forgot about what Hulk Hogan is. A jaded, self centered, bitter, son of a b***h.

What in the blue h**l are you smiling at, you sick freak

Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich. What in the blue h**l are you doin?

You're not gonna be seeing the People's bottom.
You d**n sure are not gonna be seeing the People's strudel.
But what you will see Booker T, is without a shadow of a doubt, not just any a** whoopin.
You are gonna see the People's a** whoopin. 1-2-3.

Let the Rock remind you - You are and will forever be a 5 dollar, no 2 dollar, no 37 cent, all I have is a quarter, can I write you a check, keep the change, tip your waitress, make a wish, blow out the candles. The Rock says blow the candles, not the pool boy, red tag, bargain basement, half price sl*t